olivia brought a fucking bird in. a l i v e . i don’t care if it’s dead, that is just part of the whole deal, but NOT ALIVE DAMMIT! i need a minute bc the whole house woke up screaming and my mother ran away -the cat went right under her bed with the chirping birdsie- and was on the brick of despair

[TEXT] Bed, counter, or floor?

[TEXT] that sounded sexual [not sent]
[TEXT] you better not be screwing the butler in my house dammit [not sent]
[TEXT]
i saw the way you look at him i’ll kill him [not sent]
[TEXT] what for? 

Anonymous asked:
since we're all dumping stuff... *dumps icy cold blood with mystery lumps*

"TANAKA, WHERE IS MY SHOTGUN? BRING ME MY SHOTG—- OH GOD THIS SMELLS AWFUL! WORSE THAN YOUR ATTITUDE, OLD MAN! BE HERE AT ONCE, DAMN IT BE ALL!"

[TEXT] I fell down the stairs and… well, I’m in the ER.

[TEXT] you better not sue me for something you did on your own  [not sent]
[TEXT] are the stairs alright? [not sent]
[TEXT] which hospital are you in?

claxde asked:
"I took the table cloths because you don't pay me enough to make them."

"I don’t have to pay for your worthless job, butler. You agreed to give them to me for free, and now… are you saying that your word worths nothing? I can’t say I was expecting any less from such a disgrace as you. Have them all, if that is your will. I don’t need them, not anymore."

“The devil’s voice is sweet to hear.”
— Stephen King (via jonnyjabberwockey)

*Accidentally spills blood on you*

"What…!?"

Vincent’s mind processed the origin of the substance as he observed it on his clothes. The smell was one that couldn’t be confused. Looking at his son with the silent wrath that matched the offense committed, he took a deep breathe just to try to calm down. It didn’t work.

"You’ve gone too far with this, Irial. What the hell are you even doing with this? Whose blood is that? You’re grounded!"

caeliis asked:
*Dumps ice water over your head*

What a horrible shame it would be to lose his composture at such a cheap and uncalled trick; and he was more surprised about how he managed to drown the scream he was meant to let out -a noise of pure anger and shock-, to just part his lips and let out nothing. After the initial attack of violence that threatened with shredding his cool demeanor, he pointed out the door, not even looking at the girl.

"Tanaka, make sure to show this person the door. She is no longer welcome in the manor."

                He is thoughtful
                              And he is clever.
                              He is a machine
                              of war and fear,
                              inept in ways
                              unknown to any
                              who try and read
                              him. He is danger
                              and he will d̠͕̮͖͇̰ͧͣ͒ͣe̘̾̇̂̓̒ͬ͠s͎̺̈͢t̴̂̋͌̂r̞̼̰ͭ̊́̊̚͠o̪̝͋ͬͧ̂y̪̜
                              you.

Oct 20th 849 ♡ 

image by the amazing trini [x]

not once in all of the years i’ve been here rping i reached such a high number -probably bc i’m an assbutt and i kept deactivating. so i wanna thank you everyone that were with me from the beginning and those who allow me to nest inside your hair. you’re all amazing and i adore you.

the baes: those closer to me that i adore the most and are the main reason why i stay here even when i feel like setting the world on fire. you're the shoulder i sometimes go to drool on, and for that you have my heart

animam-immortalem | the-dark-crow | desenchantee/trionfale/etc. | sot-djevelen  

the sugarcubsies: you're amazing and patient! thank you for making my dash a better place, and making my day in so many, many ways! we may or may not rp lots but i'm always watching... in a v stalkish way

archangeloftheunderground | kxsekis | edenofintemperance| mei-rin-blossoms tameratrix | tenacious—quaintrelle | demondispel | jeunefxlie | dahlia-violetsaphir-renarde | gravesradium | phantomhiveraven| xntheshadows countxss-phantomhive  | elizxbeth-midford | mirthfulmortician jokesandjugglingballs | lavendermaid | ghastlii | beartxmer | jelenavoivodic | kurovixen nullius-amorem | grellshitei | decapitant—roi | ara-ne-um | fabulousviscountdruitt amxichi | bestia-domitor | the-trancy-butler | claxde | exsuls | caeliis 

image by the amazing trini [x]

not once in all of the years i’ve been here rping i reached such a high number -probably bc i’m an assbutt and i kept deactivating. so i wanna thank you everyone that were with me from the beginning and those who allow me to nest inside your hair. you’re all amazing and i adore you.

the baes: those closer to me that i adore the most and are the main reason why i stay here even when i feel like setting the world on fire. you're the shoulder i sometimes go to drool on, and for that you have my heart

animam-immortalem | the-dark-crow | desenchantee/trionfale/etc. | sot-djevelen  

the sugarcubsies: you're amazing and patient! thank you for making my dash a better place, and making my day in so many, many ways! we may or may not rp lots but i'm always watching... in a v stalkish way

archangeloftheunderground | kxsekis edenofintemperancemei-rin-blossoms 
tameratrix | tenacious—quaintrelle | demondispel | jeunefxlie | dahlia-violet
saphir-renarde | gravesradium | phantomhiveravenxntheshadows 
countxss-phantomhive  | 
elizxbeth-midford | mirthfulmortician 
jokesandjugglingballs | lavendermaid | ghastlii | 
beartxmer | jelenavoivodic | kurovixen 
nullius-amorem | grellshitei | decapitant—roi | ara-ne-um | fabulousviscountdruitt 
amxichi | bestia-domitor | the-trancy-butler | claxde exsuls caeliis 

Oct 20th 39 ♡  just once more